Yo okay so this isn’t so much embarrassing to me as it is my family, but
When I went to Six Flags once in my teenage years, we all went to the water park. I had on one of those two piece swim suits that looked like a one piece (with the top part more like a tank top and stuff). This is important to the story.
See I LOVE water slides, and New England had this HUGE one that was like a straight drop. So of course I’d go on it! It was open face and stuff so you could see people go down it.
Well as I went down, the excess of my suit top got snagged on something, tearing my suit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
promptly showing the park my titties the whole way down.
I was too elated to care, and I still don’t, but oh maaaaaaaaaan my mom was so reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!